I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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