Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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