I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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