if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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