the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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