you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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