in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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