There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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