Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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