adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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