So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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