He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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