If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i drank out of a bidet.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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