I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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