its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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