So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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