Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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