hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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