I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i dont even know how to be here
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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