Dual....:-)
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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