We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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