Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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