I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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