I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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