If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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