But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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