i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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