What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
