Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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