at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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