I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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