Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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