yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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