i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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