Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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