ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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