Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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