So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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