We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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