we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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