he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just had sex on a roof
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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