is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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