I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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