spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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