dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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