garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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