what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My life is pants optional.
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