But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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