please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
