i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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