do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"