yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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