i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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