Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I deserve this hangover.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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