she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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