We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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