I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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