Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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