he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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